IF you order from my site, I am no longer going to do your work for you. This means if you fail to captialize your name, street address, city & state & there's a problem with your order not making it to you, then TOUGH! You're on your own, bub!
Secondly, I am no longer going to go to the trouble of looking up your nine-digit zip code when YOU should know it! You know your area code & phone number; you know your Social Security number; WHY do you not know your nine digit zip??? YES it matters because it helps to cut a day of transportation off so you get your materials SOONER! Hello????
Further, if you live outside the USA & ask me to ship an item to you, be advised that I will need a DAYTIME telephone number for you as well as a working email address - preferably a work one. Why? That's in case those lunatics at the Customs Bureau (in your country) want to contact you about your package. Yes this too can cause problems and MOST of you overseas folks fail to give me a daytime work telephone number.
NOT MY FAULT if your order is delayed or fubar'd folks. I'm tired of taking it on the chin because of your laziness. If you live here in the USA, you should know your nine-digit zip code. Where do you get it? Try looking at your address on any of your utility bills! They sure as hell want you to get it! Try a magazine that you get sent regularly. TRY asking your local post office! OR (perish forbid) take a friggin moment & look the damn thing up yourself, online!
Finally, what is your reason for not capitalizing your words? Did you not make it past the third grade or something? C'mon get with the program you lazy sot! Learn to capitalize. Only worthless teenagers who're rebellious sots themselves that run rampant on the Net who hate capitalizing let alone using a dictionary to spell something correctly. Gods I hope you're NOT THAT thick!
Please, for your own sake, stop being lazy & use capitalization so your mail gets to you isntead of some half-wit in Bute, Montana who knows nothing about the Occult. Secondly, know your 9 digit zip code! Finally, give me day time telephone numbers to include in your order JUST IN CASE the post office or FedEx or someone screws up your package in some machine. I put your addy inside with contact info so that they can contact you IF there's a problem or (hopefully) they can re-package it & send it on its way.
Got that? I hope so!